Emmeline Vance graduated from university with a useless degree seven years after she started. She was the worst waitress mankind has ever known primarily because she has the memory of a fruit fly. So she set her mind on further education. Three years later and sixty grand in debt, she emerged with a less interesting, but exceedingly more useful degree. Now she doesn't make enough money to pay off any of her debts, but she brings no one coffee...when they asked for tea. That, my dear friends, is winning.